I heard the phrase “he’s the king of gaytown” on Glee yesterday and couldn’t help but adopt it. Most of the time, I live in GayTown. Last night I spent more than half of dinner with three of my best gay friends talking, over analyzing and agonizing over bathroom tile specs – only to come to no conclusion. Apparently, there are no photos taken in GayTown either (similar to Pleasentville…the only Jim Carey movie I ever liked).

On Saturday night, I went to my friends Chris and Ryan’s house for dinner. Chris made my recipe for Pulled Pork Tacos and I brought a homemade guacamole and corn pudding. I took several pictures at the party but when I came home to download them – they were nowhere to be found!  I blame this on the King of GayTown – my friend Andrew. In light of his deviance, I’ve posted a photo of him with this recipe! Hope the lesson is learned, Andy.

Easy Homemade Guacamole

• 2 ripe Haas avocados, chopped
• 2 roma tomatoes, chopped
• 1 half of a small red onion, chopped
• 1 jalapeno, seeded and minced
• 1 lemon, juiced
• 4 or so splashes of Tabasco sauce
• 1 small handful cilantro, minced
• salt and pepper

Assembly: Combine avocado, tomato, red onion and jalepeno together. Mash with the back of a fork. Dress with lemon (or lime) juice and Tabasco. Stir enough so all the avocado is covered in lemon juice (this will prevent it from browning). Add cilantro, salt and pepper. Taste!!! Make sure it is seasoned correctly!